Q: I'm tall when I'm young and I'm short when I'm old. What am I?

A: A candle.

Q: In a one-story pink house, there was a pink person, a pink cat, a pink fish, a pink computer, a pink chair, a pink table, a pink telephone, a pink shower– everything was pink! What color were the stairs?

A: There weren't any stairs, it was a one storey house.

Q. What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?

A. A clock!

Q. It's been around for millions of years, but it's no more than a month old. What is it?

A. The moon.

Q. What has a neck but no head?

A. A bottle.

Q. What has one eye but can't see?

A. A needle.

Q. If you took two apples from three apples how many apples would you have?

A. Two apples - the two that you took.

Q. The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?

A. Footsteps.

Q. What has one head, one foot and four legs?

A. A bed.

Q. Joe's father had three sons - Snap, Crackle and ...?

A. Joe.