Q: I'm tall when I'm young and I'm short when I'm old. What am I?
A: A candle.
Q: In a one-story pink house, there was a pink person, a pink cat, a pink fish, a pink computer, a pink chair, a pink table, a pink telephone, a pink shower– everything was pink! What color were the stairs?
A: There weren't any stairs, it was a one storey house.
Q. What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
A. A clock!
Q. It's been around for millions of years, but it's no more than a month old. What is it?
A. The moon.
Q. What has a neck but no head?
A. A bottle.
Q. What has one eye but can't see?
A. A needle.
Q. If you took two apples from three apples how many apples would you have?
A. Two apples - the two that you took.
Q. The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?
Q. What has one head, one foot and four legs?
A. A bed.
Q. Joe's father had three sons - Snap, Crackle and ...?